My girlfriend and I go see The Simpsons tonight (well, technically last night) and I was amazed at the inconsiderate pricks in the theatre. The person in front of us had their phone open the whole movie, so there was a huge ass, glowing light in our perephial vision. A kid behind us kept making the most moronic comments throughout the movie ("Homer usually says 'doh'". "Alaska is part of the USA"), very loudly. And there was a child way in the back that would laugh and scream sporadically throughout the movie.
Why are people such inconsiderate pricks? Close your phone. Close your mouth. Take your misbehaving kid out. It ruined the entire experience for us.
I wanted to punch every person there.But, Ben Fold's sums up a white person's dilema perfectly: "I'm pissed off but I'm too damn polite, when people break in the McDonald's line





