Esoteric Babble

I am at the Urgent Care waiting room waiting. I hate doctor visits because they take so fucking long. You sit and you sit, then you sit and you sit in a smaller room. One of the few funny Seinfeld stand-ups at the start of the show dealt with this phenomenon. Dr. McNinja believes purgatory to be a restraunt waiting for dinner, which fits in a Douglas Adams way. I think it's a doctor's office where we wait. We finally get into the big office and he'll look us up and down and say, "I have a few more tests to run. Wait in the waiting room until we get the results in. There's coffee." There better be fucking Irish Cream creamer too.