- I hereby declare the new term for "pirate" is "douche." "I just douched Half-Life 3." "I'll douche it when I get home." #
- If you're advertising for sex in a men's restroom, no need to label it as "gay sex." It's fairly obvious, especially if your name is Josh. #
- Is a bit unnerving for a public restroom to smell like BBQ sauce. I don't like my bathroom trips to be "Sweet and Tangy." Now I'm hungry. #
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